random standdup joke

you ever been to a porno theater? gotta be 18 or accompanied by a trenchcoat to get in. Yeah my girlfriend took me to one playing in 3D.....I sat too close to the screen, one minute I'd freak out when someone would have an orgasm. *Spurt* DUCK!!!!! There was this guy sitting 2 seats down from me, had a blowup doll next to him, I felt sickened, so I got up, got my sheep and said 'honey, let's get the flock out of here, this is a baaaaad theater.' Yeah, ex's are a pain in the ass huh? Seriously, mine's so dumb, she called me on day and was like 'Robby, the light bulb in the bathroom burnt out and I can't fix it, I don't know how'. So I said 'first you fill the tub with water'. This is all I got so far. So yeah.