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old man's physical!

Views(148) Created(4-3-07) Category ( Men )

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished!

He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''



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On May 2nd 2008 vermont15 Said :
vermont15 eeeeew
On February 16th 2008 mrfreezy1 Said :
mrfreezy1 haha thats great
On October 1st 2007 dcmartin21 Said :
dcmartin21 ok lesion lerned here win a old person ofers you cold lemonade make sure thats what it is befor you take a sip=/ pretty funny joke =]
On July 21st 2007 alikabuk Said :
alikabuk whoa! lol
On April 30th 2007 blueeyedbrunet Said :
blueeyedbrunet lol ok eww... I didnt see that coming.
On April 18th 2007 limpnoodlez Said :
limpnoodlez gross. lol.
On April 5th 2007 jessicawieberg Said :
jessicawieberg Thats pretty funny thanxs for voting on my joke.
On April 4th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg Lmao, that was good.