lil johnny and the guessing game

lil johnny was in class one day when his teacher said ok lets try something new...i will describe something and u tell me what it is... first she says i am thinking of something red and round what is it? johnny says duh a cherry, the teahcer says no im sorry johnny its an apple but thats a good guess...next she says ok now im thinking of something yellow and u can eat it, and johnny says a lemon..and she says no johnny its a banana but thats a good guess...so johnny asks if he can do one for her to guess...johnny looks reaches into his pocket and says ok its in my pocket its long and hard and has a pink tip what is it?!?!?!? the teacher says OMG JOHNNY!!! and has a disgusted look on her face... and johnny says NOOOOOO its a match but that was a good guess