3 leprechauns

there were 3 leprechauns setting in a bar drinking when the first leprechaun looked at his hands and said, ya know i bet i have the smallest hands in the world...the others looked and said yep i bet you do lets drink to that...the second leprechaun looked down at his feet and said, ya know i bet i have the smallest feet in the world..the others looked and agreed yep i bet you do have the smallest feet lets have another drink....finally the 3rd leprechaun looks down and says ya know i bet i have the smallest dick in the world...the other 2 leprechauns agree without hesitation...yeah im sure you do i'll take your word for it...

the bartender had been listening and comes over and says well why dont we call the guiness book of world records and have them come out im sure you'll make it into the book. deciding its a good idea they give them a call.

the first leprechaun goes in and after about an hour comes back out with a smile on his face and is cheering...everyone asks how it went and he said well its done im in there for having the smallest hands in the world...the second leprechaun goes in and after about an hour comes out with a smile and look of excitement, the others ask how it went and he said well get another round cuz i too got in the book, i DO have the smallest feet in the world.  it was the 3rd leprechauns turn and he gets up slowly to go in, an hour passes and he still hasnt come out, 2 hours and still nothing, finally after about 3 hours the man comes out with a horribly sad look on his face, the other leprechauns said awww what? you do have the smallest dick in the world? the leprechaun turns around and says NO damnit i don't, now who the fuck is *sam smith* (use name of person u are telling the joke to)