3 beautiful daughters

there was a man who was the best looking man u had ever laid eyes on he was wanting to get married and have children but he would only marry the perfect woman....after spending years searching and never finding anyone good enough he met an old redneck that had 3 BEAUTIFUL daughters....

he came to the man and said excuse me sir, i would like to take one of your daughters out and see if we click so i could make her my wife. the redneck was excited and said sure here take my first daughter she is stunning and very respectful...so they go out and have a great time. the man comes back and says well sir she is beautiful but she is just SLIGHTLY pigeon toed and you see i want to have the perfect woman to have the perfect child with, you understand dont you...of course said the redneck here try my second daughter she is even better than the first. 

 so they go out and at the end of a wonderful night the man comes to the redneck and says well sir again your daughter is amazing and ALMOST perfect, but you see she her nose is just a little bit to big...no worries the redneck said, i have saved the best for last....the man and the 3rd daughter go out and have a great time and he decides she is the one, she is perfect in every way...

9 months later they have a son...the redneck and the man go to see the baby for the first time in the nursery..the man says there is something wrong my beautiful son isnt in here...the redneck says well yes he is he is right there and points to the ugliest baby in the room...the man is outraged he is yelling and screaming to the redneck..how is this possible how can the 2 most beautiful people on earth have such an ugly baby...the redneck looks at the man says WELL u see, she was just a lil bit not much though but JUST a lil bit pregnant when u met her