the statue

one evening  a woman and her lover were in the bedroom when they heard the front door open. realizing her husband had come home early from his business trip she quickly told her lover to stand in the corner and dont move as she threw baby powder all over him.  the wife went to greet her husband who followed her back to the bedroom...he looked over in the corner with a puzzled look on his face, his wife said oh thats our new statue, the smiths had one so i decided to get us one.  he stood there a few more minutes looking at the statue, but then quickly grabbed his wife and jumped in bed...after about 4 hours of wild krzy sex the wife falls asleep and the man gets up and goes to the kitchen.  he walks back in with a sandwich and a beer.  he goes straight to the statue and says here take this, i stood at the smiths house for 2 fuckin days and nobody offered me a thing.