The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence

The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence

15.  180 degrees shy of heaven



14.  Performing with Flaccido Domingo



13.  A few parts shy of an erector set



12.  Sch-wing and a miss



11.  Not rising to the level of impeachable offense



10.  The Null Monty



9.   Disappointing Miss Daisy



8.   Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics



7.   Ascension Deficit Disorder



6.   Bouncing the Check of Love



5.   Less-than-Magic Johnson



4.   All Doled up with nowhere to go



3.   Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You



2.   Serving boneless pork



1.   Unleavened Man-Bread