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Adam & Eve

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In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.

They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

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On May 28th 2008 lardpiles Said :
lardpiles ...wow.
On January 22nd 2008 DamnYourAss Said :
DamnYourAss Really good. And most of the commenters are totally retarded morons.
On July 25th 2007 susie3349 Said :
susie3349 ive heard this before... my sister printed it off the net a long time ago
On June 21st 2007 Freeatbirth93 Said :
Freeatbirth93 gross. but good rhyming!
On June 13th 2007 heathsgurl94 Said :
heathsgurl94 ha.
On June 7th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe not really funny. actually not even a joke.
On June 7th 2007 Cloeygirl86 Said :
Cloeygirl86 this reminds of something my big sister wrote a long time ago..i heard it somewhere but not sure where
On June 7th 2007 EnlistedNUT Said :
EnlistedNUT Why are people so perverted these days??
On June 7th 2007 carysemo Said :
carysemo lol
On June 7th 2007 xxxAngelicaxxx Said :
xxxAngelicaxxx wow never heard this one before
On June 5th 2007 kyra2000 Said :
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that was stupid
On June 5th 2007 BaldKing Said :
BaldKing dirty and funny
On June 5th 2007 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot omegawsh! ive never heard anything like it! i loved it!
On June 5th 2007 TckBabey Said :
TckBabey not really funnie... it was just about sex! it was like "Porn Poems Unrated!"
On June 5th 2007 worldwidefreak Said :
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very dirty but really funny!