Johnny's Thinking

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Created(6-5-07)

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One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and coloured red and brownish." Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

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On February 3rd 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :

	LOL that's a good one....Maybe the vegetables were magical

On June 9th 2007 gdjs Said :

	I agree with the second person down from me

On June 6th 2007 Dana1Hunter1 Said :

	That was cute!

On June 6th 2007 shelbbykins420 Said :

	did anyone else realize the teacher said bag of fruit and she pulled out all vegetables?

On June 5th 2007 kyra2000 Said :

	hahahahhah

On June 5th 2007 BaldKing Said :

	funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On June 5th 2007 TckBabey Said :

	hahahaha!

On June 5th 2007 Emocutieex3 Said :

	haha. wow. good one.

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