Popsicle Jokes

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Created(7-15-08)

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These are really bad, but you know how on popsicle sticks there are those dumb little jokes, well here they are!

What do you call an elephant who won't stop talking? Annoying.

What's more dangerous than pulling out a shark's tooth? Giving a porcupine a backrub.

How do you heel a snake's wound? Hiss it.

What did the digital clock little boy say to it's mom? Look Mom, no hands!

How can you tell if a fridge is running? See if it's wearing shoes.

What's funnier than a midget? A midget dancing.

What time did the Chinese dentist say for the patient to come back? Tooth-thirty

What animal swollows rocks to prevent digestion? Roc-i-dile

I know so funny, but seriously I know they suck, lol.

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On July 15th 2008 xanimerockerx Said :

	they did suck but i new someone put them on here sooner or later so ty

On July 15th 2008 amyc1234567 Said :

	I like the midget joke.... I don't know why....

On July 15th 2008 meg84me Said :

	The midget one made me laugh, I am surprised they put that on a popsicle