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The Firetruck

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A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.

"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"


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On June 18th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies lmfao...poor doggy i know how it feels my girl got me by the nuts to
On June 18th 2007 LaveMoofin33 Said :
LaveMoofin33 lol
On June 18th 2007 tplions Said :
tplions that is funny and that is co mming from a firefighter
On June 18th 2007 Drakina Said :
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lmao poor puppy
On June 18th 2007 oxqredrecon Said :
oxqredrecon i dont know but i think the dog would have fainted
On June 18th 2007 sarahsuicidex3 Said :
sarahsuicidex3 i had to read it twice to understand.. [hah im stupid] but i get it.. andd omgg THAT POOR ANIMAL!
On June 18th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 omg that poor dog lol
On June 17th 2007 grieveedge Said :
grieveedge dude...awesome
On June 16th 2007 Karaokekat Said :
Karaokekat OMG... too funny!
On June 16th 2007 annoyedbigsis Said :
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That is really funny XD