A Rabbit's Wish

Once there was a bear chasing a rabbit through the forest when suddenly they came upon a magic frog just sitting calmly in their path. The frog then said: "Carry me outside the forest and I will grant you three wishes each." The bear and rabbit both jumped at the oppurtunity, and took the frog outside the forest, where the frog asked the bear for his first wish.

"I wish I was the only male bear in the forest."

The frog granted the bear's wish and asked the rabbit for his.

"I wish I had a motorcycle."

The bear thought this a stupid wish since the rabbit could have anything he wanted, but the frog granted it and moved on to the bear's second wish.

"I wish I was the only male bear in this country."

The frog granted the wish and moved again to the rabbit.

"I wish I had a helmut for my motorcycle."

The bear stared at the rabbit, not understanding why he was being so stupid, but the frog granted the wish anyways and moved on to the bear's last wish.

"I wish I was the only male bear in the world."

The frog granted the wish and now asked the rabbit for his final one. The bear smiled to himself, knowing that he could get all the sex he wanted and looked at the rabbit. The rabbit got on his bike, strapped on his helmut, revved up the engine, smiled at the bear and said:

"I wish the bear was gay."