FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALL TIME!

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SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic was able to respond to a call with an
extremely pregnant lady.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold
a flashl ight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed
and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom and Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place ...... smack his ass again!'

If you didn't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you..

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