the radio and the roommate!

This letter was sent to the principal's office after an elementary
>         >school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had
>         >received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say
>         >thank you.
>         >
>         >Dear Faculty and Students:
>         >
>         >God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
>         >citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home for
>         >the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's
>         >nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness
>         >to an old forgotten lady.
>         >
>         >My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this
>         >one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
>         >The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot
>         >of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears.
>         >
>         >She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said, fuck you.
>         >
>         >Thank you for that opportunity.
>         >
>         >Sincerely,
>         >
>         >Agnes