THE WOODEN EYE!

There was a little boy named Daniel and he was outside climbing a tree and having a hay day, and his foot slipped on a limb and he fell. He caught his eye on the limb and it popped it out. Luckily, his dad was a woodman and could make ANYTHING you ever wanted out of wood.

His dad decided to make him a wooden eye, and paint it green to match his other one.

The boy grew up a loser and he didn't have many friends.

In his senior year, his prom was coming up and he decided he wanted to go, no matter if he had a date or not.

He bought a tuxedo and bought a little flower to pin to his tux..he go all spiffed out.

When he got to the dance, everyone was having a ball, dancing, laughing and he decided he wanted to have fun too.

He saw a really pretty girl sitting on the wall, the only problem was, she had a hair lip.

He thought, oh well....she doesn't look like she is that bad, I'm gonna take a chance.

He walked over to her, and said " umm..excuse me miss..but would you like to dance?"

She got the biggest grin on her face and said "Would I?!!!?"

He got really red...and pointed at her face, and yelled "HAIR LIP! HAIR LIP!"