The Rancher...lol

There is this man who is wanting to enter his horse into an all state ranching tournament. Well, first the requirements are to get the horse checked out and okayed by the board.  He calls his friend up and his friend says Im sending someone out there this afternoon.  The rancher says, how will I know him? His friend says, he's a midget with a speech problem....you can't miss him!

Well, time goes by, and the midget man comes up and introduces himself.

He says, "now, leth thee that horth.

They check him out and the midget says, Hmm...thee's pwetty...can I thee her eyeth?

The man picks up the midget and he says, thee hath pwetty eyeth.

Can I see her mouf?

Hmm...thee hath a pwetty mouf.

The man is starting to get irritated with the midget.

The midget says, now, can I thee her twat?

By this time the man is pretty furious, so he picks up midget man and shoves his whole head up the horse's butt, then pulls him out.

The midget man looks at the guy, and blinks a few times and says....."Let me weefwase that...Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"