The Diseases

This drunk found a blonde in a bar, he decided he was going to take her over to the motel across the street so they could have a rendevous.

After they got into the room, he wanted to get straight to the deed, so he took off his shoes and his toes were FUCKED up!  The blonde said OH MY GOSH! What happened to your feet?!?!  He said when I was younger I had tolio...the blonde said OOOH......

Then he took of his pants,  and his knees were all saggy and totally jacked up...the blonde looked at his knees and said...OH MY GOSH!!! What happened to your knees?!!!? He said when I was younger I had the kneesles...the blonde said OOOHH......

Then he decided to take off his underwear...when he did, the blonde looked, covered her mouth and yelled....OH MY GOSH!!! WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER DID YOU HAVE THE SMALL COX TOO?!!?