men thats all i have to say lol

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.

4 . Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials   ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...Government Bonds &! nbsp;.... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are l ike Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ....Lava Lamps</ B> .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.