girls night out

 Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!
 The
> other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
> husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
 hours
> passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a
 bit
> loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
 clock
> in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
> husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
> times.
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> solution,
> in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
> (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
 cuckoos
> =
> MIDNIGHT!
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
 him
> "Midnight".
> He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then
 he
> said,
> "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well,
> last
> night our
> clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more
> times,
> cleared
> it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
 and
>
> then
> tripped over the coffee table and farted."