mastercard wedding

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson

University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the

reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the

crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long 

distances, to support them at their wedding.  He especially wanted to

thank

the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for

providing

such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he  

wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the  

bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila

envelope.  He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open

their envelope. 

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy 

of his bride having s-- with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a

private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching

the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man 

and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---

you!". 

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He

had 

the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.  While most people

would 

have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the

affair, 

this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His 

revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest

wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's

reputation in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has

balls 

the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard

"priceless" commercial out of this? 

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends....$32,000 

Wedding photographs commemorating the

occasion.....................$3,000 

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ...............$8,500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride

humping the best man.....

Priceless!