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folks from texas

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>Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
>Folks From Texas ...
>
>If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance
>and they don't work there, you may live in Texas
>
>If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
>you may live in Texas
>
>If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
>who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas
>
>If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,
>you may live in Texas
>
>If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
>
>If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
>you may live in Texas
>
>If you install security lights on your house and garage,
>but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas
>
>If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows
>how to use them, you may live in Texas
>
>If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
>everybody is passing you, may live in Texas
>
>If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas
>
>If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
>Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas


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