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>   The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
>>> checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
>>>
>>>
>>>   Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
>>> the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that
>>> you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
>>> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
>>>    The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
>>> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
>>> wife and go home."
>>>
>>>
>>>   The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
>>>   gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
>>> came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>>> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
>>> home."
>>>
>>>
>>>   Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
>>> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
>>>   room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,
>>> crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
>>> door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
>>> her brow "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him
>>> to death with the chair."
>>>
>>>
>>>   MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!!