why you don't call your wife fat

Views(132)

Created(4-5-08)

Category ( Men )

>A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
>over
>
>at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
>
>I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
>
>
>
> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
>then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
>bottom.
>
>
>
>"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue
>grill!!!"
>
>
>
>The woman chose to ignore her husband.
>
> Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky.
>
>He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
>
>"What's wrong?" he asks.
>
> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
>
>big-ass grill for one little weenie?

Please Login to post comments

On April 6th 2008 InvisibleFlame Said :

	Oh snap!!

Email:
Password:
New User Or