No Matter How Big the Dick

One day a horse woke up and realized that his dick had gotten bigger. He struts around the barn and stops to a chicken. He says "My dick's bigger than yours!" and then beats him up.

Next he skips to a pig and exclaimes "My dick's bigger than yours!" and then beats him up.

After the pig he goes to a goat and shouts "My dick's bigger than yours!" and then beats him up. He stands around thinking of who next to humiliate when a slay and stray cat comes along.

He then whips out his dick to the cat and says "My dick's bigger than yours!" the cat raises his eyes to him and says "I'm a girl you dipshit!" and then beats him up.

So the lesson for today is that no matter how big the dick is, the pussy can always take it.