good moral to the story
Good Moral.. Read To The End!
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Category: Life
My Girls Little Sister....
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is...
...Always keep your condoms in your car.
| On June 11th 2009 Leviir5 Said: |
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| Loll ,, Luckkyy (: |
| On October 25th 2008 RADBRADMAB1 Said: |
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| heard it. this one is typed out better. |
| On June 24th 2008 Voodoo19 Said: |
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| lol wow |
| On June 21st 2008 ddscats Said: |
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| that is the funniest joke i have heard this decade! |
| On June 16th 2008 Doodlepro2 Said: |
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| hahahahahahahahahahaha |
| On June 14th 2008 jamiemarlow199 Said: |
| On May 10th 2008 hockeyangel37 Said: |
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| omg lol...tipical man... |
| On May 8th 2008 Atlangel5 Said: |
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| hahaha and they think he was going to walk away from the problem. Instead he was going to get the condoms from the car. |
| On April 8th 2008 itsumou Said: |
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| AHA.
I see what he did there. :3 |
| On April 7th 2008 b10nd3 Said: |
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| lolololololololollololololol thats HI-LARIOUS |
| On March 24th 2008 TheEmoGangsta Said: |
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| lol tru vato makes me laugh |
| On March 13th 2008 SugarBunny331 Said: |
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| omgsh that's sooo funny! lol |
| On March 7th 2008 Kitii233 Said: |
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| LMAO. lol.. he left to get a condom, XD XD XD |
| On February 22nd 2008 Monkehhh Said: |
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| LMFAO HAHAH PMSL
Lovin it!!!! lol
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| On February 19th 2008 Rakilah Said: |
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| lol i thought it was gonna be dumb. |
| On January 7th 2008 maymai Said: |
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| Lol.....good one:D... |
| On January 5th 2008 kawaiipuppet Said: |
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| OMFG,LMAO,ROFL |
| On November 18th 2007 Celb504 Said: |
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| ha ha ha omfg dis iz halrious |
| On November 7th 2007 rocket2aaron Said: |
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| HHAHAHAA omg that's amazing |
| On November 4th 2007 xoxbelxox Said: |
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| LOL |
| On October 20th 2007 meaghanmeister Said: |
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| ok not funny retarded really |
| On October 16th 2007 ChristinaUnoMe Said: |
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| SOOOOOOO FUNNY |
| On October 6th 2007 sallyserrano Said: |
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| lol funny |
| On September 12th 2007 rebelchick2889 Said: |
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| Lol omg genius |
| On August 4th 2007 chocohott Said: |
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| omfg!! thats funny!! |


