short test

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you =
whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each =
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and =
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things =
in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the =
refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, =
take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests =
your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous =
actions.

3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the =
animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You =
just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not =
answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more =
chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. =
How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the =
Animal Meeting.
 
 This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. =
According to AndersonConsulting Worldwide, around 90% of the =
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers =
got several correct answers. AndersonConsulting says this conclusively =
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four =
year old.