c.i.a

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2
men
and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to
a
large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside
this
room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
>>

>> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

>> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home."
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>> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>>

>> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go
home."

>> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They
heard screaming, crashing, and banging ! on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet.
>> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I
had
to beat him to death with the chair."
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>> Moral: Never put a woman to the test