The Captain is always loyal to his

There is this ship about to go to war and the man in the crows nest says "theres a ship on the horizon" the captain responds "Bring me my red shirt" well they fight all night and all the next day not losing one man and win. Then that night when their celebrating the cabin boy asks the captain why he wanted his red shirt he replys"If i were to be shot the crew wouldnt be able to see me bleeding and will keep fighting" the boy nods and was thinking "well thats cool" The next morning the man in the crows nest calls down to the captain "TWENTY ships on the Horizon" the captain then replys to the cabin boy "Boy Get Me my brown pants"