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Expensive trip

Views(3303) Created(7-28-06) Category ( Redneck )

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

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On February 24th 2008 Paig123 Said :
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ya shoulda went noodlein-it's fun and free!
On January 18th 2008 Skippy2011 Said :
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ok yall i 'gree too. besides. it aint rods and reels, its dynamite, and it aint a cabin we just sleep on the bank, any decent redneck doesnt wear waders either....btw we drive jeeps
On December 19th 2007 ILuvCA Said :
ILuvCA ok gotta agree with BitBit1001 on this one...what self respektin rednek drives a car to go out fishin? and what one rents all his stuff?? and only one fish????? come on!!! btw...it woulnt b just two...ones i know theres usually 5 or 6....just the way it is
On December 3rd 2007 ohler123 Said :
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thats stupid, every goddamn redneck boy i know (which is a LOT) has all their own shit, or else they just make their own shit.
On September 10th 2007 BitBit1001 Said :
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THAT JUS AINT RITE CU/ MY HOLE FAMILY IZ NOTHIN BUT A HOLE BUNCHA REDNECKS AND THERES NO WAY THAT 2 REDNECKS GO ON A FISHIN TRIP 4 4 DAYS AND ONLY CATCH 1 FISH..... AND IF THEY WERE REAL REDNECKS THEY WOULD ALREADY HAVE RODS -N- REELS, A BOAT, AND A TRUCK (NOT A CAR!!) .......
On September 3rd 2007 Gigabyteme Said :
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Fuggin posers... they ain't rednecks if all there catching is 4 fish... probly just a copuple o blonde cityboys
On May 10th 2007 jparrett Said :
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this is wrong because there no way that 2 rednecks would only catch 1 fish in 4 days
On May 10th 2007 privonne Said :
privonne Lol
On April 27th 2007 veldmansucks Said :
veldmansucks that was gay
On March 15th 2007 wannabeEMT Said :
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that was very funny
On March 3rd 2007 Bubblegumdropp Said :
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lol gr8 joke but i agree wit laniegball93(on the blonde part..i got the joke lol)....more of a blonde joke then redneck joke
On February 27th 2007 Christy39 Said :
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um funny but....you obviously don't know any rednecks. wading suits? and they RENT a cabin? dude if they don't already have reels, rowboat, car(btw it's a truck), and a cabin in the woods? trust me, these are not rednecks. they are city slickers playing at being rednecks. and grammar is not that good. believe me i know. my family is a bunch of rednecks.
On February 10th 2007 LanieGBball93 Said :
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this should be a blond ejoke ... considering that I dont get it ...lol
On January 27th 2007 babydoll174 Said :
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lol
On January 26th 2007 ele26na Said :
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now that sounds like a redneck
On January 17th 2007 xojennxo6969 Said :
xojennxo6969 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WOW WATS DUM-ASS.LMFAO THATS FUNNY
On January 14th 2007 cglkjnfc Said :
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i dont get it
On January 12th 2007 sweetiegurl151 Said :
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i totally agree with jaimerssquat but good try
On January 11th 2007 jaimerssquat Said :
jaimerssquat are you really talkin about rednecks cause last time i checked most of us rednecks would 1. have our own fishin poles 2. camp in a tent 3. have their own rubber pants 4. own boat or just sit on the shore drinkin some beers 5 and they sure as h*** wouldn't spend no fortune on all that shit. but good try
On January 2nd 2007 cowgirl182 Said :
cowgirl182 thats more a city sliker joke, a redneck would grab HIS/HER pole put it in the bed of the truck and drive to the mini mart buy a pack of beer and then go to the local lake and drink and fish....
On January 1st 2007 xxpiggiexx Said :
xxpiggiexx Would a redneck really spend that much to rent all of that equipment??? Mmm, it was an okay joke I suppose.
On December 30th 2006 DiablosHalo Said :
DiablosHalo have ya'll ever been fishing without waders or a boat and standing in the river? I have it's fun
On December 30th 2006 caubry89 Said :
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yeah they wouldnt need to rent anything if they were true rednecks they would have it all already
On December 24th 2006 dixierebelchic Said :
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But Rednecks don't rent anything we don't know how. HAHAHA LOL
On December 23rd 2006 beanrh8rteeko Said :
beanrh8rteeko actually pretty funny