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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?",  Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."

She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"


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On January 27th 2007 babydoll174 Said :
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lol funny but i heard it b4
On January 5th 2007 HOSThula Said :
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Thats perverted
On January 2nd 2007 blah52993 Said :
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who the hell would wanna fuck santa?????
On December 30th 2006 steineshottie Said :
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hahah wow thats just weird
On December 30th 2006 biggstbiatch12 Said :
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OMG THAT WAS SO EFFIN FUNNY
On December 30th 2006 Antoneice Said :
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this shit is nasty and funny!!!
On December 29th 2006 dudette10 Said :
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its nasty but funny
On December 29th 2006 noel420 Said :
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thats awesome
On December 29th 2006 KATTA Said :
KATTA nah
On December 29th 2006 bustamove213 Said :
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make up your own jokes!!
On December 29th 2006 larydacucumber Said :
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this is discusting but fucking hilarious