We grow things big in Tennessee.

A Tennessee Man is visiting his sister in Oklahoma for her wedding. He decides he will pick up his tux there.

He walks into a shop and the lady asks what she can help him with, he tells her he needs a tux. She replies "Well, we must fit you first."

She pulls out the measuring tape and before she can measure his waist he goes "I'm a 36". She goes "Man that's big!" He replies, "We grow things big in Tennessee."

She reaches up to his shoulders to measure them and before she can, he goes "I'm a 42". She goes "Man, that's big!" Again, he replies, "We grow things big in Tennessee." She begins to wonder about that.

After he notices that she is thinking very much, he says "I know what you're thinking and the answer is 4 inches." She goes "My gosh, a man of your height, width, and it's only 4 inches? I thought you grew things big in Tennessee."

He replies in an instant "Ma'am we do. I meant 4 inches from the floor."

She fainted instantly.