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Behind the bush

Views(2579) Created(6-28-07) Category ( Relationships )

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'

She replies by nodding her arms like she can't hear.

So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.

She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast, slapping her ass, then rubbing her crotch. He runs upstairs and says, 'What?!'

She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'



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On June 11th 2008 ChellyNinja13 Said :
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nodding arms - Shrugging. Who cares, its a good joke you twit.
On April 20th 2008 Mickeybaby08 Said :
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Okay so I'm prety sure the person under is an idiot! But the joke was funny as hell! Love always, Sebrina
On December 31st 2007 EricaLeBlanco Said :
EricaLeBlanco It was cute, but there's a lot wrong with it. For one how can you nod your arms,2 How can she see him making hand movements if he has to yell to her, and how is the couple doing yard work when she's in the shower!
On October 4th 2007 blobofinfinity Said :
blobofinfinity lmao wooooowwwwwww uhhh yeah
On September 13th 2007 Koraney Said :
Koraney gr8 code
On August 21st 2007 marsmellowfluf Said :
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ummmmmmm.....i dont get it
On August 6th 2007 101KatelynD101 Said :
101KatelynD101 ok? that is nasty
On July 25th 2007 chocohott Said :
chocohott stupid...not that funny
On July 3rd 2007 loza801 Said :
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HAHAno.
On July 2nd 2007 karrii1616 Said :
karrii1616 LOL..THAT WAS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
On June 30th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 thats the funniest thing ive ever heard lol freakin hilarious
On June 30th 2007 aviateress Said :
aviateress LOL!
On June 30th 2007 Tigga16 Said :
Tigga16 lol..that's hilarious
On June 30th 2007 oreoash Said :
oreoash hahhaha
On June 30th 2007 Isolici0us Said :
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Niceeeee