Jack's New Family

Jack and his girlfriend, Vicki, had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering Jack, Vicki's younger sister, Marci.

Marci was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near Jack, and always gave more than a nice view. Jack thought it had to be deliberate because Marci never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her Vicki's "little" sister called Jack and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when Jack arrived. When Jack saw her, she began to whisper that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn’t overcome. She told him she wanted him just once before he got married to her sister.
Jack was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. Marci soon said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” Jack still could not speak one word as her watched her go up the stairs. When she got to the top, she pulled down her panties and thre He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

Jack opened the door and stepped out of the house. He began to walk straight towards his car. However, his future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged Jack and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family"

The Moral of the Story:
Always keep your condoms in your truck!