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Where's Mom and Dad?

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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."

The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "They're still up in bed."

Again, the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "Where's Mom and Dad?" and his grandmother replied "They're still up in bed."

The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What is going on here?" The little boy replied, "Well, last night, Daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

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On July 7th 2008 Pookielicious2 Said :
Pookielicious2 Daddy got stuck in mommy!!! =]]
On July 6th 2008 prissy3498 Said :
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lol!!!!!!
On July 5th 2008 mymyspacesux Said :
mymyspacesux hahahahahahahahaha!!! little genuis dude!!!
On June 28th 2008 littlemiss6 Said :
littlemiss6 LOL Reminds me of the American Pie movie
On June 9th 2008 mszdeedee Said :
mszdeedee funni
On May 29th 2008 kirstinicole12 Said :
kirstinicole12 some1 already used this story
On May 28th 2008 aznmaxter8403 Said :
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lol nice!!! um.... just to answer ginnie for number 1, vaseline could also be used as a chapstick alternate.... or it could be for some kind of skin conditions but yeah, the father deserved it for not noticing it lol
On May 27th 2008 toast1991 Said :
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i agree with ginnie but good try, it is kinda funny either way.
On May 25th 2008 Ginnie1983 Said :
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Ok, #1 what was the boy doing with vaseline in his room and #2, vaseline and super glue look nothing alike, so if the father couldn't tell the difference he deserved it!!
On April 20th 2008 beachbum8706 Said :
beachbum8706 ROTFLMFAO
On April 13th 2008 msemochick Said :
msemochick lmfao! smart kid!
On April 6th 2008 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 lmao
On March 29th 2008 XxbloodstainxX Said :
XxbloodstainxX lmao
On March 23rd 2008 Halandra Said :
Halandra mean but funny
On March 20th 2008 jason799666 Said :
jason799666 LOL