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7 Things A Man will NEVER say..

Views(650) Created(6-13-07) Category ( Men )

1. I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big.

2. Here honey, you use the remote for a while.

3. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4. Sex isn't important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

5. We never talk anymore.

6. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

7. I'm sick of blowjobs. How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?

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On October 16th 2007 crystal2sexy4u Said :
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That is true I wish men would say that ..
On September 19th 2007 qosdfyjvwefayv Said :
qosdfyjvwefayv ok i dont realli care about 123456 but how bout 7 lmao they would neva eva say dat!!!
On September 5th 2007 CrossOver994 Said :
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id say a few 2 3 5 6
On August 29th 2007 Ninjamunky87 Said :
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That is true. They need to start saying that stuff.
On June 22nd 2007 domj2005 Said :
domj2005 haha i say all of that lol ;)
On June 17th 2007 grieveedge Said :
grieveedge i say some of that stuff. but verrrry rarely
On June 17th 2007 meleydude2 Said :
meleydude2 lol thats not all true lol
On June 13th 2007 Jenisia Said :
Jenisia true lol but some of the things my bf would possibly do but id have to beg him a lil lol but nice