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Man, I feel like a woman...

Views(5408) Created(6-12-07) Category ( Women )

There is a guy going up to the top of the Empire State building in the elevator. Only other person in the elevator is a lovely young woman.

As the elevator nears the top floor and just before the door opens they hear a loud SNAP. The cable appears to break and the elevator start plummeting towards disaster.

The pair of strangers look at each other with terror and form an intense emotional bond in an instant.

The young woman says: "Please, I've never been with a man. In the little time we have left, make me feel like a woman."

The man rips off his clothes, throws them on the floor, and says: "Here, fold these!"

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On July 4th 2008 CandickJones Said :
CandickJones LMAO haha well good!
On June 24th 2008 cj8067 Said :
cj8067 THaT WaS DUMB
On June 21st 2008 VbBbTrackE03 Said :
VbBbTrackE03 SO SAD!!
On June 9th 2008 juniorc195 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 2nd 2008 Kandeefloss Said :
Kandeefloss LMAO
On May 18th 2008 AnimaniacAsh Said :
AnimaniacAsh that is SO funny it deserves every power point!
On May 6th 2008 AllyDiedToday Said :
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omg! lol
On March 24th 2008 TheEmoGangsta Said :
TheEmoGangsta lol
On February 21st 2008 lcfawn Said :
lcfawn yup preety sexist.
On February 19th 2008 Rakilah Said :
Rakilah as dumb as it is it still made me laugh!
On January 7th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :
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wow can you say, sexist asshole!!
On January 7th 2008 maymai Said :
maymai lol....good one:D...what an ass!
On January 5th 2008 kawaiipuppet Said :
kawaiipuppet how can you not get that, i mean how slow r u? also...LOL
On December 28th 2007 AlyssaFuller94 Said :
AlyssaFuller94 I don't get it
On December 24th 2007 RoosterZ123 Said :
RoosterZ123 lol thats a good one but what an idiot he is i'd just do a quickie :P
On November 7th 2007 rocket2aaron Said :
rocket2aaron wow, what an idiot
On October 20th 2007 meaghanmeister Said :
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sound like something my husband would do lololol
On October 14th 2007 omgusername132 Said :
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awesome lmao so awesome i'd do that
On October 13th 2007 rina93 Said :
rina93 cruel.....so stereo typical
On October 11th 2007 alvard Said :
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omg lol if a guy ever did that to me id kick him in the balls ugh
On August 23rd 2007 BioHaZarD1085 Said :
BioHaZarD1085 haha. good man
On August 18th 2007 mzbrwn123 Said :
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funny
On August 14th 2007 milolamb Said :
milolamb Good good, I like it.
On August 4th 2007 chocohott Said :
chocohott thats not very nice-but totally hilarious!! id be pissed!!!!!!!!
On August 3rd 2007 BigPtown Said :
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haha nice!