Getting a Fax

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a
sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American
pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The other men looked at him
questioningly.

"That was my pager" the American said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang! . The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished his conversation, he explained: "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but was determined not to be outdone. He
stepped out of the sauna ! and went to the bathroom.

He returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows at him. The Irishman glanced around and said
"Bejesus! Wouldja look at dat!! I'm gettin' a fax!