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Twins, Triplets...

Views(308) Created(6-9-07) Category ( Other )

 I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."


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On June 27th 2007 Twincult Said :
Twincult hahaha lmao thats funny. im a twin and how thats tyed in with the jobs is awesome. lmao loved it
On June 21st 2007 xkaelee Said :
xkaelee lolll
On June 17th 2007 grieveedge Said :
grieveedge wicked awesome
On June 9th 2007 dirtyd321 Said :
dirtyd321 hahaha that is some funny shit girl. cool hey and thanks for the vote on Park politics