worst luck sinario [sp]

two men walking down a street walk into a resturant.
they seated themselves and started talking about stories and stuff.
"dude i sware i have bad luck"
"i don't think so"
"okay, don't believe me, i'm gonna go use the restroom, be back in a few mins."

while the man takes a piss a peice of debre hits him to the ground. he didn't see the sign on the door taht said "WARNING! do not use restroom, under going contrustion"

before the man can gather his thoughts, a machine picks him and the debre up and stick it in a dumpster, where it gets smashed crushed and recyled.
the man finds his way out and tries to limp back to the resturant.

along the way he runs into two unfed wrottwillers who smell the resturant food on the man.
they attack him and take his left arm. which he never recovered.

later he tripped and fell off a cliff, into the ocean and swept away by a current.
in the middle of the ocean he was attacked by curious sharks, and other animals.

soon another current swept him into a river where he hit boulders and rocks and scrapped him along where ever he was going. hell he even fell off of a waterfall.

he climbed his way out of the water and limped back to the resturant, avoiding 5 out of 6 cars, the 6th hitting him.

he showed up in front of his friend who hadn't left, and fell down next to the table.
his friend looks down at him after a moment.

then yells.

"DUDE!! DID YOU BRING YOUR WALLET?! CUZ I DIDN'T!"