not a woman.

a man and a woman deeply in love went to a bar together. the man pulled out a ring and proposed to the woman.  the woman told him before she would give him an answer he must prove his faithfulness to her.

he asked. "what do you want me to do?"
she told him he had to stay at the bar all night and not have sex with a single woman, no matter how beautiful and lustful they were. he agreed and swore he would not have sex with a single woman that night.

he sat at the bar drinking to pass the time.
the next day he woke up on the floor with his clothes off

and next to him was a beautiful woman.
he cried when he saw the woman standing in front of him.
he begged her for fogiveness.
with out a second thought she forgave him and said she would marry him.
"but... i had sex with a beautiful woman..."
he said confused.
she looked at him then the woman. then back at him.
"my love.. i said if you had sex with a beautiful woman i would not marry you"

"and i did"
the woman looked at him and back at the girl. then back at him one more time. "that's not a woman"