Miracles

This woman was in the bathtub after a hard day at work when the door bell rings. She looked through the peep hole and saw that it was a policeman. She threw on a towel and answered the door.

"Yes?" the woman asked.

"I just caught my first robber. Will you congratulate me?" he asked.

"Congratulations." and she shuts the door politely. She gets back in the tub and a few minutes later, the doorbell  rings again. She sees that it's a fireman. She puts the towel back on and answers the door.

"Yes?"

"I just put out my first fire. Will you congratulate me?" the fireman asked.

"Congratulations." again, she politely shut the door and got back in the tub.  a few minutes later, there's a knock on the door. She looks through the peep hole and sees that it's her neighbor, Mr. Johnson, who is blind. She opens the door without putting the towel on("he won't see me." she thought.)

"Hello, Mr. Johnson." she said.

"Hello. will you congratulate me?" he asked.

"on what?"

"God has given me the power to see again."