Lolipop Salesman and Little Girl

*my friend told me this one-you might've heard it or not*

There was a lolipop slaesman and he approached a little girl's house. He knocked and she opened the door.

"Hello, little girl. Can I come in and give you lolipops?" the salesman asked.

"My mommy won't let me." she replied.

"I'll give you 30 lolipops."He said.

"Okay." she let him in.

"Can we go upstairs?" he asked.

"My mommy won't let me." she replied again.

"I'll give you 40 lolipops."

"okay." they went up stairs and he looked around.

"Can we get in the shower together?" he asked

Again, the girl replied, "My mommy won't let me."

"I'll give you 50 lolipops." he offered.

"okay." they undressed and got in the shower facing eachother.

"Can I stick my finger in your bellybutton?" he asked.

"My mommy won't let me." she said again.

"I'll give you 60 lolipops." he said

"She'd get real mad." she said, for a change.

"How about 70 lolipops?" he offered

"uhh...okkayy." she gave in. a couple of minutes later, the little girl yelled.

"Hey!! That's not my bellybutton! And that's not your finger!!" she yelled.

*again, you might've heard it or not. there are also changed versions.*