Men & Woman Dictionary

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Created(5-28-08)

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish = 49. Adventurous = Slept with everyone. Athletic = No breasts. Average looking = Moo Beautiful = Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure = On medication. Feminist = Lesbian. Free spirit = Junkie. Friendship first = Former slut. New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned = No BJ’s. Open-minded = Desperate. Outgoing = Loud and embarrassing. Professional = Bitch. Voluptuous = Fat. Large frame = Extremely Fat. Wants Soul mate = Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

NOTE: I got this one in a txt message

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