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Peeking in my Pocket

Views(143) Created(10-31-07) Category ( Bar )

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

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On May 29th 2008 xxxHotBoyxxx Said :
my picture
XD
On April 7th 2008 xHickChick789x Said :
xHickChick789x XD
On March 9th 2008 naenae765 Said :
naenae765 LOL Funny Stuff
On February 20th 2008 op31 Said :
op31 Thats great
On November 19th 2007 countryfreak13 Said :
countryfreak13 lol
On November 7th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 LOL that is so mean, yet so funny!