tough guys club

ok theres this one guy and he kind of an idiot. his name is bob. he wanted to join a tough guy club. he went to teh club and the guys there said he had to kill a bear and have sex with an eskimo b4 he could join.

The guys from teh club r hanging around a campfire in the woods and Bob walks in. He is covered in blood and drippin sweat and says

"wheres that eskimo i gotta kill?"