Questions of life

Why are marshmellow's so god damn tasty?

"Why do kids want a nightlight by their bed? It lights so little wouldn't it only help them get a better look at the 'monster'?"

"Why don't you want to hit anyone on your right when you're angry? Think about what side you want to lean over and hit someone....yeah didn't think about that before did u?

Who was the first person to think of making porn?

Why do our moms go through menopause but our dads are always the same? what bright idea of god's influenced that?

Do you ever think maybe Godzilla was really just the writers mother in law named Alli and his mother in law was walking by so he finished it -zdog. and then just turned the phrase around to godzilla.

Why don't russians look like other asians?

Why are russians so sexy

Who was the person to think up the word 'urges'

Who thought up the words sodomy and pedophilers?