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The Generous Husband

Views(998) Created(3-9-07) Category ( Men )

>I can really see this happening too!!

      Several men are in  the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a
>    bench rings.  And a  man engages the hands free speaker  function and begins
      to talk.   Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


> > MAN:  hello


> > WOMAN: honey, it's  me.  Are you at the club?


> > MAN:  yes


> > WOMAN:  I am at  the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It
>     is only  $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?


> > MAN: sure, go ahead  if you like it that much.


> > WOMAN: I also  stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
> > models.  I saw one  I really liked.


> > MAN: how  much?


> > WOMAN:  $90,000


> > MAN: ok, but for  that price I want it with all the options.


> > WOMAN: great! Oh,  and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
>    back on the market. They are asking $950,000


> > MAN: well, then go  ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.  They will
> > probably take  it.  if not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's> really a
> > pretty  good price.


> > WOMAN: ok. I'll see  you later! I love you so much!


> > MAN:  bye! I  love you, too.


> > The man hangs  up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him
       in astonishment,  mouths agape.


> > HE TURNS AND ASKS:  ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS PHONE BELONGS TO?
> >



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On March 24th 2007 yinetclaudely Said :
yinetclaudely =D
On March 13th 2007 Zing18 Said :
Zing18 lol nice... i sould try it some time lol
On March 9th 2007 snomoflauge Said :
snomoflauge That's so freakin' awesome. I could see me doing that. Hehehehehehehe!
On March 9th 2007 coco91 Said :
coco91 haha! thats funny
On March 9th 2007 Diamondsr4fun Said :
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oh I like that
On March 9th 2007 oreoash Said :
oreoash kool
On March 9th 2007 inyoface559 Said :
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stupid fuckin joke
On March 9th 2007 XianRazius Said :
XianRazius Nice
On March 9th 2007 joelisghetto Said :
joelisghetto aww, haha! that sucks so bad for him!
On March 9th 2007 sosa2412 Said :
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really good
On March 9th 2007 buttface2010 Said :
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LMAO that's great!!!
On March 9th 2007 painhayn Said :
painhayn thats great
On March 9th 2007 xjerseygirl20x Said :
xjerseygirl20x Also my husband is the type of guy that would do that. lol
On March 9th 2007 xjerseygirl20x Said :
xjerseygirl20x Funny as hell!!!
On March 9th 2007 jlaw573 Said :
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right dare