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A virgin's nightmare

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

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On March 20th 2008 degrassinerd Said :
degrassinerd omg lol
On November 3rd 2007 Ellieanora Said :
Ellieanora OMG
On June 24th 2007 Cybrmonkey92 Said :
Cybrmonkey92 I've heard this one before. It wasn't as funny as the first time, but still funny
On May 2nd 2007 smartgal Said :
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Heard this b4, but it's still funny
On March 1st 2007 mpls3peat8 Said :
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lol thats hilarious i heard it b but still funni
On March 1st 2007 ChOoKiE17 Said :
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yeh ive herd this one before nice lil funny joke for a beginner
On March 1st 2007 bassistsattack Said :
bassistsattack that would suck!
On March 1st 2007 iluvbobbymarr Said :
iluvbobbymarr damn now that would suck!!!
On March 1st 2007 x0beLiNDa0x Said :
x0beLiNDa0x hahaha this is hella funny
On March 1st 2007 jakedelpine Said :
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That's f****** up, and really funny!
On March 1st 2007 tantaz21 Said :
tantaz21 you copied someone else's joke. lame!
On March 1st 2007 tatirican Said :
tatirican LOL!!! That is fu****up!!!