Men & Tampons

There was a man in a Chicago hospital wating room who had been trying a while to get into the mens restroom but it was always occupied when he'd walk over to it. Well a nurse noticed him and told him she would stand watch if he wanted to use the womens instead. He said ok and started through the door when the nurse stopped him...she said sir...PLEASE dont push ANY of those buttons of the wall. He said OK and went on in. When he got in  there he couldnt help but let his curiousity overcome him and so he started pushing buttons. First he pushed WW and a gush of warm water cleansed his bottom then WA and a burst of warm air dryed him then PP and a powder puff dusted his bottom and gave him a wonderful spring floral scent. WOW he thought this isnt like our crappy ass restrooms this is true treat. And so he proceeded to hit the last button ATR. When he woke up he was laying in one of the hospital beds...the nurse said What happened? the man said the last thing i remember i was pressing the button ATR. HAHAHAHA the nursed laughed...Automatic Tampon Remover...thats why your dick's under your pillow!!!