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Clemson Wedding -- A long, true sto

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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.



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On April 1st 2008 CUNAMINUTE Said :
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THAT WAS BRILLIANT! IS HE STILL SINGLE? LOL
On March 26th 2008 burchhe Said :
burchhe that si funny
On March 21st 2008 Halandra Said :
Halandra omg that is hilarious
On March 18th 2008 keigh1988 Said :
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Poor guy. But I would've done the exact same thing. Oh and... Go Tigers!
On March 18th 2008 mknct4ever Said :
mknct4ever thats what i'm talkin about make them pay, that sucks for the guy, but he did it right, lmao
On March 18th 2008 XSilentNoiseX Said :
XSilentNoiseX lmao lmao lmao! is that really a real story?
On March 18th 2008 vicki721 Said :
vicki721 lol i'd like to know who this guy is!!!
On March 18th 2008 monkey892 Said :
monkey892 THats what I would do Haha
On March 18th 2008 stubishead Said :
stubishead hahhaha thats absolutely hilarious ! what a fuckin awesome man LOL
On March 18th 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 haha awsome...i agree with clstinky but then again he has proof that she cheated on him so the case wouldnt last long. And watitiz, look who's talking...i've read a couple of your comments and you make YOURSELF look like 'dumbest shit', you're better off not talking at all.
On March 17th 2008 clsstinky Said :
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I think that the parents would sue him for ruining the wedding, and the joke would be on him.
On March 16th 2008 kalokross Said :
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Thats great watitiz706.Your just mad because it have more thumbs ups then your remake of the highly original joke you ripped off,oops I mean made.
On March 16th 2008 watitiz706 Said :
watitiz706 dats the dumbest shit ive ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On March 16th 2008 scaldedgoat Said :
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Wow, this is great. GOOD for him. Smart GUY. I would go out like this also if i ever had the chance. This is one to go down in the books.
On March 16th 2008 FallenStar82 Said :
FallenStar82 Oh, that's AWESOME! I would TOTALLY do that. Nice.